Girls, be scared. I can make your boyfriend fall in love with me in matter of minutes and he may just leave you over the fact that he can’t stop thinking about me.

Boys, be scared. I befriend girls easily, they may just turn lesbian for me, and leave you.

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I had stayed up all night, and I wrote that up there. I guess I write my thoughts out more when I am tired…

I’m going to try and explain this. It is actually really easy to explain.

A big majority of my cousins are girls. Every time one of them gets a boyfriend, I feel like I get a warning to step back and understand the fact that they are taken. Like, WOAH, am I that much of a horrible person that I would take a man my cousin is interested in…

A boy was coming to visit my cousin and she literally told me to back off and that he was hers.

My best friend told me her boyfriend, at the time, didn’t want her to hang out with me cause I might turn her ‘lesbian’,,, As if I had this magic power to do so….